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How would each sign react when they catch someone molesting their girlfriend/boyfriend?
Aries: Oh HELL no! *starts a fight and ends up breaking the person's jaw*
Taurus: What's going on here? Do I need to call the police? Hey, did you eat all my pizza? *are surprisingly calm the whole time*
Gemini: Wait, what are you doing? Are you MOLESTING him/her? Why would you do that? Are you crazy? Seriously, get a life. S/he is MINE. You clearly have nothing mildly interesting to do with your time, so you decide to be a creepy pedophile. Honestly... *and on, and on, and on* Though they probably wouldn't be deeply hurt, they'd just be confused and keep talking.
Cancer: *burst into tears and run away*
Leo: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? Oh, my God. My. Life. Is. OVER! I can't believe you would do this, you gross creep! I thought I could trust you!!!!! *starts crying, just for effect*
Virgo: Oh yuck, that's so unsanitary. Honestly, some people are just so immature! Get over yourselves and stop trying to molest my romantic interests.
Libra: Ahh, this is just not fair! Honestly, you have no right to do that!
Scorpio: *joins in*
Sagittarius: HEY! Exactly what do you think you're doing? Get off [name] or I'm going to bash your face in *tries to look tough, but is actually trying not to laugh*
Capricorn: Can you just stop that nonsense right now? I'm trying to study. *wouldn't take it too seriously*
Aquarius: Oh, wow. You think you're soo cool, don't you?
Pisces: Am I hallucinating? Is this really happening? N-no, it can't be! *crying silently, looking around wildly* Are you okay? How do you feel? Oh, oh, I'm so sorry! I'm crying again. I need to stop doing that!
Don't take these seriously. These are very stereotypical too.